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Thursday, January 25, 2007
More Shit
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Shitty Scene
Yesterday, while I was strolling down the supermarket aisle minding my own business, some offending smell filled the air. Yup, the smell of shit! I saw this two ladies, mum and grandma, and two little girls. The younger of the two girls wasn't wearing any pants, and the mum was wiping the floor with some tissue.
"Poo-poo accident", I thought to myself.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the grandma told the girl to bend over, "Come, por-por wipe." OMG! Could it get anymore unhygienic? Wiping ass right next to the shelves of biscuits!! At least have the decency to bring the girl to the toilet to clean her up lah, right or not? And after stuffing all the soiled tissues into a plastic bag, she tied it up and dump it into their trolley, which was filled with groceries!! Aiyoh....
I was standing there watching the whole scene. My natural reaction....*SNAP SNAP*
"Poo-poo accident", I thought to myself.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the grandma told the girl to bend over, "Come, por-por wipe." OMG! Could it get anymore unhygienic? Wiping ass right next to the shelves of biscuits!! At least have the decency to bring the girl to the toilet to clean her up lah, right or not? And after stuffing all the soiled tissues into a plastic bag, she tied it up and dump it into their trolley, which was filled with groceries!! Aiyoh....
I was standing there watching the whole scene. My natural reaction....*SNAP SNAP*
Friday, January 19, 2007
Precious Memories
One of my favourite tunes from the 60's is A Whiter Shade of Pale. Made popular by a group called Procul Harem. Never heard of this name until now. Listening to this song always fills my mind with images of my childhood....
- I remember the house I lived in.
- I remember my aunts and uncles who lived with me.
- I remember my young aunts who used to play with me. Taught me how to write my ABC's. See who is sulking in the picture?
- I remember an uncle taking me for a ride on his Vespa motorbike. And I used to stand in the front.
- I remember my mum chasing me around the house daily with a spoonful of cod liver oil, which I detested.
- I remember the dancing parties that my aunts organised. I would be sitting there watching all the adults dancing the night away. At times, some nice kor-kor will ask me to join in.
- I remember this nice boy who always visited us. Our families were close friends.
- I remember setting the ironing board on fire when I was 4.
- I remember the black and white TV.
Do you remember?
- I remember the house I lived in.
- I remember my aunts and uncles who lived with me.
- I remember my young aunts who used to play with me. Taught me how to write my ABC's. See who is sulking in the picture?
- I remember an uncle taking me for a ride on his Vespa motorbike. And I used to stand in the front.
- I remember my mum chasing me around the house daily with a spoonful of cod liver oil, which I detested.
- I remember the dancing parties that my aunts organised. I would be sitting there watching all the adults dancing the night away. At times, some nice kor-kor will ask me to join in.
- I remember this nice boy who always visited us. Our families were close friends.
- I remember sitting all alone at the dining table, cos everyone had finished their meals. I took about 2-3hrs to finish a plate of rice. **malu**
- I remember going to the studio to have my photo taken. I hated it and I used to cry, and Mum would threaten coax me to strike a pose. And now? Cam-whoring is a daily activity!
- I remember setting the ironing board on fire when I was 4.
- I remember the black and white TV.
Do you remember?
Monday, January 15, 2007
...68,69,70
I was keeping my fingers and toes crossed that this won't find me. But too bad, it didn't work. The much dreaded, extra long-winded, 70-question tag! Who started it ah? So free ah?
You probably won't even bother reading every word, but if you are game, go grab a cuppa and come back. It's terribly long....
1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Neither. It's a long story.
2) Are you a vegetarian?
No, but I prefer vegetables to meat.
3) Do you believe in Heaven?
Yes.
4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Not that I can remember.
5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
Only earrings. For the simple reason that the pierced holes will close up if I don't.
6) Favourite time of day?
NOT morning.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes, that happens to be my favourite part of the broccoli. When I was young, that was the only part that I would eat.
8) Do you wear makeup?
Sometimes.
9) Ever have plastic surgery?
No, but it has crossed my mind.
10) Do you colour your hair?
Yes.
11) What do you wear to bed?
Depends on my mood. Could be a slinky nightie, or an oversized torn T-shirt with pasar malam shorts.
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Sure got lah. Who hasn't done an illegal U-turn, or run the red light?
13) Can you roll your tongue?
No. Just can't do it.
14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Yes. I also tweeze other spots.
15) What kind of sneakers?
Anything that's comfortable.
16) Do you believe in Abortions?
Depends on the circumstances.
17) What is your Hair color?
Black, turning white, covered in brownish red.
18) Future child’s name?
There won't be any future child.
19) Do you snore?
Apparently I do.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Paris. I haven't been before.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No.
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Scream!
23) Gold or silver?
Platinum?
24) Hamburger or hot dog?
I prefer the pickle that comes with it.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Assam laksa.
26) City, beach or country?
Beach, with a giant shopping mall within walking distance.
27) What was the last thing you touched?
My face.
28) Where did you eat last?
Dinner, at home. 30mins ago.
29) When’s the last time you cried?
In the cinema. Watching Cinta.
30) Do you read blogs?
No, I don't. In fact I don't know who tagged me. I just plucked these quesitions out of mid-air and am doing it for fun. Duuhhh..!
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Never thought about it.
32) Ever been involved with the police?
Yes, on numerous occasions.
33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
No favourites. Just some salon brand recommended by my hairdresser. Yes, I am a sucker!
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
No.
35) Ocean or pool?
Ocean.
36) So, who has the original missing questions? #36, 37, 61, and 62?
Don't look at me. They are all here.
37) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? Hmm....Interesting. One, Richard Gere, and two, James Bond.
38) Window seat or aisle?
Depends on who I am sitting with. If it's a stranger, then I prefer the aisle.
39) Ever met anyone famous?
Yes, Bernard Chandran and his wife, Mary. Are they famous?
40) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
Enough.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Neither. I just stuff it into my mouth.
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Oprah.
43) Basketball or Football?
Both also I don't like.
44) How long do your showers last?
5mins.
45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?
I only know how to drive an auto.
46) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream. I mostly go for Green tea or rum n raisin.
47) Are you self-conscious?
Yes, I am.
48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
No. Am I missing out on anything?
49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Yes.
50) Have you been in love?
More than that. I've been in, out, over and under.
51) Where do you wish you were?
In the middle of an orgasm.
52) Are you wearing socks?
No.
53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
54) Can you tango?
No, but I would love to. With "Take the Lead" Antonio Banderas!
55) Last gift you received?
6 delicious banana muffins from Kat last week. Thanks again!
56) Last sport you played?
Badminton, 3 days ago.
57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Bags.
58) Where do you live?
In a house.
59) Where were you born?
KL.
60) Last wedding attended?
Someone I didn't know. One of King's colleagues.
61) Spit or swallow?
Swallow of course. Resources are scarce. Don't waste...
62) Favorite position?
Definitely not last.
63) Most hated food(s)?
None really.
64) What’s your least favourite?
I don't fancy deep fried stuff.
65) Can you sing?
I'd like to think that I can.
66) Last person you instant messaged?
My neighbour.
67) Last place you went on holiday?
Penang.
68) Favourite regular drink?
Green tea.
69) Current Song?
Forever Begins Tonight by Patrizio Buanne. It keeps playing in my mind the past few days.
70) Tag 3 friends :
Let's give the animals a chance. How about mighty Cock andTiu Liucas, and Ahboy?
You probably won't even bother reading every word, but if you are game, go grab a cuppa and come back. It's terribly long....
1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Neither. It's a long story.
2) Are you a vegetarian?
No, but I prefer vegetables to meat.
3) Do you believe in Heaven?
Yes.
4) Have you ever come close to dying?
Not that I can remember.
5) What jewellery do you wear 24/7?
Only earrings. For the simple reason that the pierced holes will close up if I don't.
6) Favourite time of day?
NOT morning.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes, that happens to be my favourite part of the broccoli. When I was young, that was the only part that I would eat.
8) Do you wear makeup?
Sometimes.
9) Ever have plastic surgery?
No, but it has crossed my mind.
10) Do you colour your hair?
Yes.
11) What do you wear to bed?
Depends on my mood. Could be a slinky nightie, or an oversized torn T-shirt with pasar malam shorts.
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Sure got lah. Who hasn't done an illegal U-turn, or run the red light?
13) Can you roll your tongue?
No. Just can't do it.
14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
Yes. I also tweeze other spots.
15) What kind of sneakers?
Anything that's comfortable.
16) Do you believe in Abortions?
Depends on the circumstances.
17) What is your Hair color?
Black, turning white, covered in brownish red.
18) Future child’s name?
There won't be any future child.
19) Do you snore?
Apparently I do.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Paris. I haven't been before.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No.
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Scream!
23) Gold or silver?
Platinum?
24) Hamburger or hot dog?
I prefer the pickle that comes with it.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Assam laksa.
26) City, beach or country?
Beach, with a giant shopping mall within walking distance.
27) What was the last thing you touched?
My face.
28) Where did you eat last?
Dinner, at home. 30mins ago.
29) When’s the last time you cried?
In the cinema. Watching Cinta.
30) Do you read blogs?
No, I don't. In fact I don't know who tagged me. I just plucked these quesitions out of mid-air and am doing it for fun. Duuhhh..!
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Never thought about it.
32) Ever been involved with the police?
Yes, on numerous occasions.
33) What’s your favourite shampoo conditioner and soap?
No favourites. Just some salon brand recommended by my hairdresser. Yes, I am a sucker!
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
No.
35) Ocean or pool?
Ocean.
36) So, who has the original missing questions? #36, 37, 61, and 62?
Don't look at me. They are all here.
37) Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? Hmm....Interesting. One, Richard Gere, and two, James Bond.
38) Window seat or aisle?
Depends on who I am sitting with. If it's a stranger, then I prefer the aisle.
39) Ever met anyone famous?
Yes, Bernard Chandran and his wife, Mary. Are they famous?
40) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
Enough.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Neither. I just stuff it into my mouth.
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Oprah.
43) Basketball or Football?
Both also I don't like.
44) How long do your showers last?
5mins.
45) Automatic or do you drive a stick?
I only know how to drive an auto.
46) Cake or ice cream?
Ice cream. I mostly go for Green tea or rum n raisin.
47) Are you self-conscious?
Yes, I am.
48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up?
No. Am I missing out on anything?
49) Have you ever given money to a beggar?
Yes.
50) Have you been in love?
More than that. I've been in, out, over and under.
51) Where do you wish you were?
In the middle of an orgasm.
52) Are you wearing socks?
No.
53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No.
54) Can you tango?
No, but I would love to. With "Take the Lead" Antonio Banderas!
55) Last gift you received?
6 delicious banana muffins from Kat last week. Thanks again!
56) Last sport you played?
Badminton, 3 days ago.
57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Bags.
58) Where do you live?
In a house.
59) Where were you born?
KL.
60) Last wedding attended?
Someone I didn't know. One of King's colleagues.
61) Spit or swallow?
Swallow of course. Resources are scarce. Don't waste...
62) Favorite position?
Definitely not last.
63) Most hated food(s)?
None really.
64) What’s your least favourite?
I don't fancy deep fried stuff.
65) Can you sing?
I'd like to think that I can.
66) Last person you instant messaged?
My neighbour.
67) Last place you went on holiday?
Penang.
68) Favourite regular drink?
Green tea.
69) Current Song?
Forever Begins Tonight by Patrizio Buanne. It keeps playing in my mind the past few days.
70) Tag 3 friends :
Let's give the animals a chance. How about mighty Cock and
Friday, January 12, 2007
5 Things
She always knows to tag me at the correct time. When I am stuck and have nothing to blog about.
5 things you didn't know about me. Ready?
1. I like the smell of kerosene and petrol.
2. Once in Std 5, I did very badly for the final exams. I erased the class position in my report card and amended it. Of course, the teacher could tell. And I came up with an absurd cock and bull story about my sister spilling ink. She didn't buy it at all, but let me off the hook anyway. Cos of my pleading puppy eyes.
3. I am a habitual procrastinator. I only do it when I absolutely have to. Damn bad habit.
4. I am an adopted child. I was no.8 in the family when I was given away. After that, they had another girl. I sometimes wonder how my life would have turned out if I had remained there.
5. I hardly touch any alcohol. I have never been high nor drunk in my life.
That's it! Done. End.
5 things you didn't know about me. Ready?
1. I like the smell of kerosene and petrol.
2. Once in Std 5, I did very badly for the final exams. I erased the class position in my report card and amended it. Of course, the teacher could tell. And I came up with an absurd cock and bull story about my sister spilling ink. She didn't buy it at all, but let me off the hook anyway. Cos of my pleading puppy eyes.
3. I am a habitual procrastinator. I only do it when I absolutely have to. Damn bad habit.
4. I am an adopted child. I was no.8 in the family when I was given away. After that, they had another girl. I sometimes wonder how my life would have turned out if I had remained there.
5. I hardly touch any alcohol. I have never been high nor drunk in my life.
That's it! Done. End.
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Fun with Fitball
Finally, the "back-to-school" mad rush and chaos is over. The girls are settled down in their new classes, and I'm now looking forward to the next school holidays.
I had to psych myself up to attend an exercise class this morning. So, so lazy. And boy, did I pay for that! All those dormant muscles (if there are any) are sore and aching now.
Somemore I had to be itchy backside and went to do something I have never tried before.
This.....
I had to psych myself up to attend an exercise class this morning. So, so lazy. And boy, did I pay for that! All those dormant muscles (if there are any) are sore and aching now.
Somemore I had to be itchy backside and went to do something I have never tried before.
This.....
Watching a class where everyone seems to be having fun with a huge ball in between their legs, is very different from actually having that ball in between your legs!!!
It was one of the most tiring and physically demanding class that I have ever attended. It was like high impact aerobics, balanced on a ball. Must remember the steps and the co-ordination, must know how to bounce with the beat of the music, and worse of all, must open legs so big to accomodate the damn thing!! Aiyo, I'm not exactly tall, so even the smallest ball was quite a challenge.
Some of the other exercises I had to do ....
If only I looked so graceful. Not easy controlling that ball. I think I was the only one in class who had to chase after mine. Like cartoon only!!!
And the best position is this.....
Ahh..over at last.
I think it'll be awhile before I touch another fitball.
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